Washable Crayon...A Whole NEW Meaning

So one of the kids, I don't know which, showed me what it REALLY means to be a washable crayon. It's not so that it will come off the walls, cabinets, doors, and floors easier...It's so that they can go through the washer with all the clothes! ...And no, they are not dryable, Mom...so why did you put it through the drier?